Terran Militia Meeting 1

From just outside the doors, a commotion could suddenly be heard.

"Sir, please stand back..." An alarmed, feminine voice: the marine stationed outside the door.

"What are you talking about?!" A gruff, angry voice demanded, complete with a thick Japanese accent, "this is my room! Militia Meeting! I am Militiman! Hai!"

"Sir, you're not even wearing your SHOES on the right feet. Please stand back or I WILL tase the ever-living shit out of-"

There was a scuffling. The sounds of exchanging blows. Cussing (some in English, some not). Finally, the unseen battle climaxed as the doors to the militia conference room were suddenly thrown open in a frenzy, revealing the proud visage of Old Man Onigiri, standing before his fellow Militiamen like a general before his troops.

"Hoi! Friends! Am I la-GAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!"

It was at this point that Onigiri was tased directly in the ass. The man practically jumped three feet in the air before slamming down on the conference table, a small, electric bud jutting out of his rear. He twitched twice and lay still, groaning as drool pooled out of his mouth.

"S-sorry sirs..." the marine gasped as moved to grab Onigiri. He uniform was ripped in three places. Two of those rips were around her bust. "...I'll just... remove him..." She began to drag the Taiyou off the conference table.

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